Our friend the crazy pastor Daniel Nalliah from Catch the Fire Ministries is providing plenty of entertainment, if you are a sane and rational individual and into this kind of humbug, that is. Here he is talking about his book, in which he describes an encounter with a guy called Jesus, who told him to go to Australia and make disciples, because the undead son of the omnipotent creator of the universe apparently has really big plans for this one continent on one planet in one star system out of 100 billion systems, in 100 billion galaxies out there :
On 21st July 1997 at 3.40am in Saudi Arabia (40 min from Mecca) when I had a one on one supernatural encounter with the resurrected Jesus, He told me to go to Australia for He was about to do a mighty work in Australia. In my book, you can read the whole life transforming encounter which lasted for 2 hours and 40 min. He also told me my short time mission would be to work for the persecuted Church and that He would give me favour with government leaders. In obedience, my family and I packed our bags and made our journey to this Great South Land Down Under.
Well, aren’t we glad that we have the deluded fool among us now, so he can explain to us mysteries like how teh ghey buttsecks and abortions caused the 2009 bushfires. The fine gentleman does seem prone to such revelations, and like with his predecessor Mohammed, they seem to at times conveniently coincide with developments in the material world :
Then on 9th April 2000 at 5am in Ethiopia, the Lord spoke to me through a dream in which I had taken a newspaper in my hand where the front page said ‘Evangelism banned legislation passed in Australia’ (I am sure many of you will remember this dream) and I shouted, “No, Lord that’s not possible!” At this point I heard the words from the Lord in the dream, “Be pro-active and stop the disaster or be re-active and pay a heavy price.” Then I received 2 Chronicles 7:14 from the Lord. “If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and I will forgive their sin and will heal their land.”
Well, I too had a dream last night, I must confess now. The god of common decency and truth appeared to me in my sleep, and he said to me “go forth and tell the world what an utter moron, a liar and charlatan Daniel Nalliah is”. And so I will.