Martin, you have neglected one of the lesser appreciated but most important of deities STURCULINUS who by happy coincidence is God Checkers God of the Day.
A bit about him:
To put it politely he is the God of Fertilizer.
We have stated before that the Romans had Gods for everything — and this is the God of Manure.
His grand Latin name may bring to mind some succulent stir fry, but to avoid any such confusion the name used behind his back was ‘Poopy’. We kid you not.
Romans were keen on crops ripening and this rather smelly God was the epitome of ‘Ripeness is All.’